Sexting Is Good In Theory But In Practice I’m So Uncreative. Um Yeah Babe I Wanna. Sex You Up. Jiggle

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

Customer: LOCAL CHURCH SELF HELP GROUP DMV: HOME OWNERS ASSOCIATION HATER Verdict: DENIED

we made Santa kill himself

Adam Ant (1984)

Photo by Dave Hogan

They're here to make you smile!

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

#LoveMyself

They Might Be Giants - "Ana Ng" [x]