Sick Of These Job Applications Man

would you consider yourself an intelligent and sensitive pervert?

i've been saving this in my inbox for months because i don't feel like i have the words to match this. it's a shameful breach of my humility to answer yes, yes i do consider myself an intelligent and sensitive pervert. i love how you worded that. this is like a therapist's screening question.

unhinged-cringe

opinion on gay marriage?

hate it

hey guys...i put a picture of a kity under the cut...

I LIED!!! HA!!! THERE ARE TWO KITTIES!!!!!!!!!! APRIL FOOLS

my dad getting five big booms

Imagine how it would feel to be this pig. Fed coins all day. Your eyes are closed permanently so you can't see who is feeding you the coins. You can only feel the thin slabs of metal intrude your slit and go into your big belly. Fed coins all day, eventually filling you to the brink with coins. So, so heavy. You sigh and heave. But then, a hand grabs you. Before you know it, you become nothing but shards of porcelain, having been smashed onto the table for access to your contents. It is relief, but more invasion than you've ever felt before. You cannot move or control anything, much like before, so what's changed? Well, you won't be needed anymore, as your remnants are gently discarded to the trash bin. It was your fate all along. The Rubbish Pig.