Awkwardcannibalslunchtable - AWKWARD CANNIBALS LUNCH TABLE

i love making gifs

do you wanna play boys

DID YOU PULL UP YET? (x)

you see me smiling at my phone like a giddy little lovestruck schoolgirl. you ask me if its a boy thats got me smiling like that. i nod and show you my phone. there is a 62 year old man on my screen

Ummm bro... Is that a woman standing next to you? You're dating a woman? Kinda weird. Guys only date guys... It's bro code...

nothing that a haircut and a wardrobe update and a detox and a sex change and a fake ID and getting medicated and selling all my stuff and faking my death and moving country can't fix

im on spring break & i decided im gonna not use my phone yay