Fuck You Delilah What The Fuck Is New York City

if she’s your girl why is she sucking on my ancient coin

you see me smiling at my phone like a giddy little lovestruck schoolgirl. you ask me if its a boy thats got me smiling like that. i nod and show you my phone. there is a 62 year old man on my screen

Ist es over für mich?

i think it was cam lmao

WHO ADDED THE BADGES

Trackies on, shirt off, cap backwards and the domination begins

to keep warm

would you consider yourself an intelligent and sensitive pervert?

i've been saving this in my inbox for months because i don't feel like i have the words to match this. it's a shameful breach of my humility to answer yes, yes i do consider myself an intelligent and sensitive pervert. i love how you worded that. this is like a therapist's screening question.

“Like Flansy in the soda can, it’s trooky, trooky, trooky!”

Mr. Xcitement - They Might Be Giants - Mink Car (2001)

i think i might be at your school...... are you the weirdo

No. I am the cool guy