Awkwardcannibalslunchtable - AWKWARD CANNIBALS LUNCH TABLE

dude my bedroom smells like axe and dirty socks 😭

i cant stop thinking about penius poopnis

Customer: NAME OF THE DRIVER AND FAMILY LUCKY NUMBER DMV: TATA CAN BE ANOTHER WORD FOR BREASTS Verdict: DENIED

fascinating assumption

Customer: I LOVE MY CAR VERY MUCH DMV: LOVE YOU LONG TIME Verdict: DENIED

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude