Haymitch

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If anyone deserves a raise it’s the employee from four seasons total landscaping who answered the phone and went “yup, we can set up a podium and everything” and just acted like nothing was out of the ordinary.

i just want to one day be loved like elle woods’ sorority sisters loved her

Absolutely living for the fact that in ancient Greece, it was said that when Apollo was drunk he created people with the “wrong” genitalia,, which, first of all, means that 1. trans people are not a new thing, we’ve always been here and we’ve always found ways to justify and explain our existence, and 2. the way that we chose to explain ourselves at one point was, “Yeah, the sun was wasted as hell when he made me, but it’s cool.” and that is fucking awesome

In light of Oscar Isaac casted for Moon Knight here's my fave ooc panels of this bastard

Pros and Cons of Bipedalism

Pros:

One of the most efficient gaits of the animal kingdom

Can carry and use tools while walking

Less area for sun exposure back in Africa (top of the head vs whole back)

Can carry our young since their stupid tiny hands can’t cling to us anymore like proper primates

Taller: see predators coming, pick fruit from trees, give better high-fives

Look scarier to other animals

Cons:

Back hurty

BIRTH HURTY x100

Knees: “I didn’t sign up for this.”

Heart: “I didn’t sign up for this.”

our circulatory system has to work so hard bro

Big tiger can see us better

Did I mention how much birth hurts bc of our stupid upright hips? Seriously, commonly dying in childbirth isn’t an evolutionary benefit smh

Anyway, I would like to hold a re-vote on walking upright, who’s game? 

Tw: self immolation (the now iconic image of Aaron Bushnell on fire)

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?