I Wonder If Vader Ever Found Out That The Droid Who Carried The Death Star Plans Was Artoo.

SOTR spoilers

As a Hayffie shipper (Lenore Dove rocks I just still love hayffie) I love the fact that SOTR has established that Effie is like six years older than Haymitch. Because I’ve always imagined in my head that after the rebellion the two of them get married and have babies (I know it’s not canon let me dream) and now I know that the children conversation would go something like this:

Effie: Haymitch, dear, I’ve been wondering…how would you feel about having children?

Haymitch: *bewildered* Effie you’re forty-eight.

And then Effie gets super offended at Haymitch’s implication that she’s too old to have kids, while Haymitch just gets increasingly confused because the absolute oldest woman to have kids in Twelve was forty-five when she gave birth, and he always just assumed that after that point it was impossible for a woman to get pregnant. Anyway, they still have kids with the help of fertility treatments and live happily ever after the end.

Siamese Crocodile

The Siamese crocodile is a critically endangered species. It is a medium-sized, freshwater species native to South-Eastern Asia, with a smooth snout and a bony crest behind each eye. Members of this species are generally not aggressive, with only five recorded incidents of attacks against humans. They also feature prominently in the folklore of Central Thailand.

This is why fat shaming can have tragic consequences.

call me ignorant but i genuinely don’t understand why sports have to be split up by gender.

You want me to waste 5 hours a week doing busywork? Fine by me...

For context, I am an AP student who has an absolute shitload of work to do every day. However, I forgot to take the mandatory health class. I had low expectations for that class, but it was worse than even I could have expected.

I have to stay 2 and a half hours every Tuesday and Thursday, AFTER normal school hours, do some random bullshit assignments some self important district admin came up with about how bullying is way not cool and how you shouldn’t eat glue for the whole time. Not only is it insulting, but it’s a literal waste of time, because I have actual work to do that will heavily affect my grades in important classes.

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just to be clear, the fact that music was nominated for a golden globe is absolutely disgusting. every single (adult) involved in that gross, ableist movie should be sickened by themselves.

for those of you who don't know, music (2021) is a movie being directed by sia about a nonverable autistic girl. not only does it not include any actually autistic people in the movie itself but it also only took advice from autism speaks which is looked at as a hate group by the majority of the autistic community. leaked scenes have also shown the movie glorifying prone restraints which are incredibly dangerous and have resulted in major injuries and even death to disabled people as recently as last year.

autistic people just like me have been incredibly outspoken about how harmful this movie is but the allistic have been mostly silent. we are already seeing reviews calling this movie 'inspiring' and important' and it's absolutely horrific! we need your help calling this out. please stand with us and call out this disgusting display of disrespect to autistic folks.

💛 - your local actually autistic pal

p.s. please, please reblog if you aren't autistic.

Venom’s talk about being considered a loser on his planet, his quick fondness for Eddie, his pleasant surprise when Eddie first called them “we,” and his sudden switching of sides all lead me to conclude that like in the comics, movie!Venom is a big romantic sap that wanted a fairytale symbiosis with a perfect host and all the other reind- Klyntar can’t even deal with his nonsense.

No wonder Riot was so keen on finding him and getting him back on Plan Let’s Get Ready to Invade These Assholes. It’d been six months since he’d seen Venom, and he just knows that without supervision that fucking jackass has gone and fallen in love with the first son of a bitch that didn’t die on him and talked to him halfway decently and now he’s not gonna want to conquer the planet.

And sure enough, he’s not even surprised when Venom turns up all traitorous and married. He gives him one, fleeting chance to get in the fucking rocket, you lunatic, and then he’s just gonna fucking eat him. He’s tired of this, Venom. Absolutely done with this shit.

A Library of Turquoise and Sunshine

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Every day, I think about how I ran a fake tradwife blog on here under the username proverbs-31-wife to convince a woman on here to let my nonbinary lesbian ass into a tradwife discord server because I wanted to see the Dumbfuckery entailed there, and I had my friend send me fake anon asks challenging my faith or whatever, and I got into the server and had a laugh at the fuckery there, and thought that was the end of it.

And then @strange-aeons made a video about the tradwife community on tumblr, and included my godawful fake response about "my husband Jeremiah", and now has merch with that phrase on it, and I just want any of you who are fans of her youtube channel like myself to know that you're living in the good tineline because That Shit Was Fake As Fuck and was written by a lesbian trying to con their way into a discord server