The Star Wars Fandom Painting Anakin As Some Evil Fascist Person Proves That The Majority Of You Do Not

I’m so sick of seeing ads for Licorice Pizza. I don’t care about a 70’s nostalgia circle-jerk with borderline paedophilia undertones. Please stop showing me ads for this damn movie.

I can feel that 2020 is going to change my life for the better and that i’m going to be in a new direction. I can’t even describe it, I just have a gut feeling that i’m going to meet people and be in the right place at the right time for the circumstances that are divinely timed just for me. overwhelmed with good thoughts and hopes for what is to come 

So you’ve got this bitch-ass fitted sheet that you would normally pile into a ball and shove into a closet so you won’t have to deal with it, yeah? Well. Quit acting like a piece of linen is better than you are. You can make a fitted sheet bend to your will. And here’s how…

First, put your sheet on the floor. Stand above it for a few seconds so it knows who’s boss.

Then, put your hand in the lower left corner so that it’s inside out. Do the same to the lower right corner.

Now, your lower left and right corners of the fitted sheet should be inside out. (Shoutout to Amy Poehler, love your work).

Then, take the lower left corner (that’s still inside out) and tuck it into the upper left corner. It should look like the picture above once you’re done. Then, do the same with your right corners.

It should look something like that. Right now, she’s your friend at the end of a good night out. Doesn’t look really bad, but you know she deserves better. 

Pull at the corners until you get something like this shape, as it makes it easier to fold. You’ve given your friend some plain white bread and a glass of water. She’s looking much more presentable now.

Now, pull in at the elastic until you make a rectangle. You’ll want to tuck and smooth the excess fabric away from the elastic seams and towards the closed edge of the fitted sheet.

Once you’ve got a (semi) neat rectangle, fold the the top of the sheet down about a third of the way through. I like to fold the upper part of the sheet down first, because it’s not as straight of an edge as the bottom. You can find your own meaning within that description.

Now, fold the lower portion of the sheet on top of the part you’ve already folded down.

Fold the left side of the sheet into the middle, and then fold the right side of the sheet on top of what you just folded. 

Congratulations. You just made a fitted sheet your bitch.

Non black Star Wars fans stop speaking over slavery challenge

SIGNAL BOOST!!! Omg please help her. Don’t even touch this post you nasty terfs

i’m crying and shaking as i’m typing this, my parents have been screaming at me and misgendering me all day. i just ran out because i didn’t no where else to go. i can’t stay with anyone tonight and i can’t go back home because my dad already left bruises on me i don’t know what to do i’m so scared

I love this song

stooooooop trying to convince men you’re smart and just extort them

Hi! I was wondering wether you thought that having genital/race preferences for partners is okay

I have never thought that lol 😂

I wish African Americans would at least have concerns for the native Egyptians in Aswan that are currently being wiped out by their own governments. It’s anti black.If anyone is seeing this, please listen.

I really hate black people’s obsession with Egypt. It comes as a direct result of white people deeming Egypt to be an “acceptable” African culture. Truthfully we were not the “kings and Queens” of Egypt. Most African Americans don’t even have North African DNA and when we do, it’s more likely than not from the Berbers. There are so many beautiful West African traditions and cultures that we could reconnect to but y’all only wanna get ankh tattoos because white people haven’t invested as much time in glorifying other West African cultures.

epesso

u kno when u see a really awful comment on some post and go to the blog and its always the same shit its like “im a 24 year old man. interests include libertarian politics and bdsm. i think poor people should die”