this image suddenly came to me in my mind and i had the overwhelming need to make it a reality
i love horror so much i love when it’s so garbage that you can’t help but laugh at it and i love when it’s the pretentious film major type of horror where nothing happens for two hours and i love when it’s so mediocre you can’t form an opinion on it and i love when it absolutely doesn’t make sense
can i get some comfort from Handsome Jack from the Borderlands series? Been going through a tough time lately
Hey Kiddo,
Comfort? From me?
Eeehhh sure, ok, what’s the worst that could happen right? Heh! Worst thing I do is have to call in reinforcements cause I know I’m probably going to fuck this up in some way.. Right! Ok no problem! I’m Jack! I can handle this.
Ok! Peptalk!
Uh… shit. This is harder than I thought it would be.
Look, for all my charm and wit, I do actually give a shit about you. You know? I know I’m not the best at actually saying it. It’s much like Angel, I have the hardest time talking to her sometimes.
Probably because I care about her just as much as I do you.
I guess what I should say is, if you need someone to talk to–I’m not your guy. But, I will be around nearby, should you want or need me for other things. Hah! I’m kidding.
You totally can come talk to me. I’ll even let you come hang out with butt stallion, I’m sure she’d like you too.
Whew, ok. Great! Fun conversation!
Go me!
Hail to the king, Baby!Jack
Wax anatomical Venus, intact and in partial dissection, by the workshop of Rudolph, Dresden, Germany c. 1930.
Luke Gilford spent four years immersing himself in LGBTQ+ rodeo culture – and discovered a world where steer-roping meets lip-sync battles and camp glamour