*covered In Blood* I'm Literally Fine Guys. Im Still Funny. Would You Like To Hear A Joke Im Going To

man i have really great tits

don't bring anything to a knife fight

don’t even go everyone there has knives

wouldn’t it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

aside from being the worst person alive i am literally perfect

stop gatekeeping the controls. let me fiddle with the controls.

You're in her dms well i'm in my jammies. goodnight

died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it

damn girl are you sitting on an f5 key cos that ass is refreshing

nice trauma you got there. wanna bond over it?

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas