Tbh Sometimes U Just Gotta Let Me Be Dramatic. Bcos I Will Get Over It! But Let Me Be Dramatic First.

rememeber. when nothing is wrong you can make it wrong. the power is yours to make the situation as terrible as possible. dont give in to the situation. change the outcome. from neutral to worst. be the worst case scenario you want to see in the world. i believe in you.

You're not rotten work. Not to me. But i will be to you so watch out

They should invent a way to shoot your shot that isn’t deeply profoundly humiliating for all involved

ahaha it's raining heavily oh no... looks like you might have to come into my gothic castle for the night... how unfortunate ahaha

please be nice to me unless youre being mean in a hot way

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

look. one of the best feelings in the world is a good, bone-deep cackle. it's important to cackle, with a zest for life and love of wickedness in your heart.

grant me the serenity to kill you with a brick, the courage to kill you with a brick, and the wisdom to kill you with a brick. amen

well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep