I Swear To God I Am Going To (remembers Nothing) (stares Directly At The Fucking

"can i be mean for a second?" you can be mean for 10,000 years and i'll hang onto your every word, my queen. my goddess

new rule

if you fight your dad and win you become the dad

your found family fucking bit me

your honor my client is guilty can i get another one

i’d say i’m normal and obsess a normal amount.

You keep sending assassins after me but I kiss every one of them on the lips so sweetly

Neither romantic nor sexual nor platonic but a secret fourth thing (bonded like stray cats who cannot be adopted separately)

god shouldve made me taller if he wanted me to be the bigger person

yeah i'm a false prophet but you believed me so whose fault is it really that we're in this mess

the eighth deadly sin is actually being mean to me but they keep that one a secret