Detective: [kneels Down Looking Over A Dead Body] Hm. Gross

notice how linkedin isn’t on maslow’s hierarchy of needs

personally i’m a fan of when a story is like. the love was there. unfortunately. this all could have actually gone a lot easier for everyone if the love hadn’t been there but here we are

I am not immune to little items. if there's a thingy I need it. 1million knick knacks.

sorry for acting batshit crazy I was feeling a little unwanted

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

hate coming to terms with things. i should be able to cast a fireball instead

well… *pushes up glasses* i’m something of a fucking idiot myself 😏

hey i saw your blog and i think your vibes are terrible. i am in love with you

i once made a text post that got 33 notes maybe you should think before you talk to me that way