There's Nothing Wrong With Girls Who Come Back From The Dead Stronger Than They Were Before & They Eat

yeah i’m ok! i’m totally ok i just (takes a deep breath) (starts screaming)

Lesbians will see a girl using a weapon expertly and lose all higher cognitive functioning for 5 min

trying to seductively get on my knees for you but my knees crack so loud it echoes and i’m stuck there for five minutes

me, shoving my repressed feelings back into the void: wew! that was wild, huh

my bridge is so dark and scary if you wantto cross it you are going to need to answer my questions three. one are you mad at me

well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

i am going to freak out! and not in a way anyone finds endearing or relatable

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

wouldn’t it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed