But I Stay Silly! *←said In The Most World-weary Voice You Ever Did Hear*

They should invent a way to shoot your shot that isn’t deeply profoundly humiliating for all involved

guess who just got ✨dommed by the narrative✨✨✨

she's an irredeemable villain TO YOU. I understood her though.

What do you do for a living

i try my best

it's not a red string of fate those two are bound by dog collars and a steel chain

i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it 

"forgive and forget" WRONG! go to hell

so hard to beat the “annoying” allegations when you’re annoying

Don't you worry about my pronouns. My pronouns are pretty standard. Worry about my adverbs. My most frequent ones are "omniously", "haphazardly" and "obliviously".

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great