Bokuto: Freak matched
Hinata: Nipple latched
Atsumu: Virginity snatched
Sakusa:
Sakusa: *on the call* Hello, ushijima-san...yes I accept the offer to Adlers!
Everyone: Omi-kun noooo!
I have two types ~
Blonde assholes with brother issues ~ Sanji, Tsukishima Kei, Miya Atsumu, Sabo, Corazon, Aaron Warner, Grayson Hawthorne, Fenrys Moonbeam
Gojo (Osamu Dazai, Oikawa Tooru, Percy Jackson, Leo Valdez)
Kiyoomi: Did your hair turn white?
Atsumu, who miscalculated how many uses it takes for purple shampoo to turn hair almost-gray: Yes. It’s because of the stress y’all cause me
Watching Haikyuu isn't enough. I want it to be injected in my veins and drilled into my brain.
Do y'all ever think about how Atsumu and Kuroo fought over who would be Bokuto's best man and ultimately it was Tsukki or are you normal?
I need a buddy for bleach. How is it in the big 3 but not anyone I know has watched it??
i cannot emphasize how necessary it is to have a buddy to participate in fandom with. completely elevated experience. don't have a buddy? find someone you like and message them and be their friend. gush over every sketch and drabble and insane headcanon they have. live life to the fullest.
"Forever young" but it's literally anyone in haikyuu cuz I can bet their best lives was when they played highschool volleyball
MY BABIES🎀
Atsumu: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of this.
Oikawa, cracking knuckles: Manslaughter it is.
Kiyoomi calling Atsumu Atsu > Kiyoomi calling Atsumu 'Tsumu
shoutout to Gon and Killua for having the goofiest fucking phones on the planet I wish I had one of those clunky ass beetle phones
PLS WHY DOES THE HQ FANDOM OBSESS OVER SAKUSA AND NOBODY GAF ABT KOMORI, I NEED MORE CONTENT OF HIM