How Am I Supposed To Be Normal Knowing That No One Will Ever Love Me Like Percy Loves Annabeth And Like

The best things Furudate ever did was -

Make Bokuto and Kuroo friends and have them torment Tsukki.

Put Sakusa with Hinata, Bokuto and Atsumu in the same team.

Abandoned train used as a bridge.

to be honest. haikyuu is the only media that’s allowed to merrily drag me back by my hair anytime. merry christmas to me.

Msby 4 in the national team

Atsumu approaching Sakusa on the bench : I think we should get a divorce.

Sakusa : What are you doing?

Atsumu : Just practicing!

Sakusa : Why are you already planning our hypothetical divorce?

Atsumu : I don't know. i'm getting old, i think i'm having a mid-life crisis.

Sakusa : We're not even married yet?

Atsumu : Hypothetically divorce me!

Sakusa : Okay, then i'm hypothetically taking half of your assets.

Atsumu : Well, you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup!

Atsumu, to hinata : It's called a prenup, right?

Hinata : Yeah, it's a prenup, and you DID hypothetically sign one...

Sakusa : Who the fuck is this guy??

Hinata : I'm his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case.

Sakusa : Well, then, i'm taking the hypothetical kids.

Sakusa, to Bokuto : Right? we can get those, right?

Bokuto : Yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don't worry about it!

Atsumu : Who the fuck is this hypothetical fucking idiot?

Bokuto : Wow, that is a lot of- hypothetical insults!

Sakusa : This is MY hypothetical lawyer, and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other. ;)

Atsumu : How could you hypothetically DO THIS TO ME ?!

Sakusa getting up : Because you hypothetically ARE AN ALCOHOLIC!

Msby four : *Yelling at each other in the distance*

The rest of the team :

Iwaizumi : ... Please tell me that they are not always like this-

Kageyama : They are.

My two Roman empires -

Satosugu

MSBY 4

One hurts, one heals.

Watching Haikyuu for the 4th time and Oikawa really commands the game unlike any other setter. His understanding of every player's strengths and weaknesses and his utter determination to the game is unmatchable. His ability to maneuver the game at any point while remaining calm and exploiting the opposite player's weakness is phenomenal. No wonder Ushijima wanted this man for years. He really is The Great King! Japan lost a gem. Can't wait for timeskip him setting for Hinata! Sad we won't get to see him in an official match anymore!

in like ten years time rick riordan is going to have the opportunity to defend his title of funniest person alive and cast a will solace with black hair and green eyes

Yamaguchi making siren sounds in the background ~

For the few months after Hinata's birthday where he was 18 and Kageyama was still 17 everytime they kissed or talked about dates and romance-couple shit during practice Tsukishima would just yell at the top of his lungs "SO I GUESS HINATA IS A FUCKING GROOMER NOW"

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if i ever tell you "i cant possibly read a book in a day!" i am LYING. i am a FUCKING LIAR. because last night i read a 50k word fanfic in three fucking hours.

They never even got to say goodbye. In my opinion, their ending was more tragic than Satosugu, nothing can change my mind. BRB, gonna go cry in the bathroom, peace out!

im going to flush my eyes out with cyanide