"Crime And Punishment", Fyodor Dostoevsky (translated By Constance Garnett)

Nah cuz they invented Soulmatism!

nah because they were FRUITS FOR THIS

“Your name please?”

“Miya Atsumu”

“Miya as in onigiri miya? omg i love that restaurant”

I have two types ~

Blonde assholes with brother issues ~ Sanji, Tsukishima Kei, Miya Atsumu, Sabo, Corazon, Aaron Warner, Grayson Hawthorne, Fenrys Moonbeam

Gojo (Osamu Dazai, Oikawa Tooru, Percy Jackson, Leo Valdez)

Daily Tsukkiyama #2:

I declare this cannon.

TODAY WE HAVE JAPAN VS ARGENTINA AT THE OLYMPICS! LETS GO!

I will unfortunately always love the overly dramatic characters with the sweetest hearts and the most selfish desires (endearingly)

Msby 4 in the national team

Atsumu approaching Sakusa on the bench : I think we should get a divorce.

Sakusa : What are you doing?

Atsumu : Just practicing!

Sakusa : Why are you already planning our hypothetical divorce?

Atsumu : I don't know. i'm getting old, i think i'm having a mid-life crisis.

Sakusa : We're not even married yet?

Atsumu : Hypothetically divorce me!

Sakusa : Okay, then i'm hypothetically taking half of your assets.

Atsumu : Well, you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup!

Atsumu, to hinata : It's called a prenup, right?

Hinata : Yeah, it's a prenup, and you DID hypothetically sign one...

Sakusa : Who the fuck is this guy??

Hinata : I'm his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case.

Sakusa : Well, then, i'm taking the hypothetical kids.

Sakusa, to Bokuto : Right? we can get those, right?

Bokuto : Yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don't worry about it!

Atsumu : Who the fuck is this hypothetical fucking idiot?

Bokuto : Wow, that is a lot of- hypothetical insults!

Sakusa : This is MY hypothetical lawyer, and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other. ;)

Atsumu : How could you hypothetically DO THIS TO ME ?!

Sakusa getting up : Because you hypothetically ARE AN ALCOHOLIC!

Msby four : *Yelling at each other in the distance*

The rest of the team :

Iwaizumi : ... Please tell me that they are not always like this-

Kageyama : They are.

I saw your fic recs and they were so good. Do you have any more SakuAtsu recs?

The recs you gave

The scientific method

Again until its perfect

crypsis

oh my god they were roommates

sailing to the top

last one to mightnight loses

people will say we are in love

The MSBY black jackals take a lie detector test

redamancy: the local sanctuary

Yep I have too many! Message me and I'll send them to you.

Honestly, no one is doing it like Vinsmoke Sanji. He's royalty. He's homeless. He's a convicted criminal. He is a damsel in distress. He's a knight in shining armor. He takes down the Government at 10 am then makes a Bouchée à la reine from scratch at 11. He has the empathy of a buddhist monk in the Himalayas. He will beat up a 90 year old. He has never given a fuck, he cant sleep at night cz of how much he cares. He is a ballerina. He sets his legs on fire. He is a slut. He is a virgin. He is a feminist He is a pervert. He's a fashion icon. He wears Alexander McQueen suits to the beach. He has never known happiness. God has personal beef with him.

will: hey, nico, i bet i could fit the whole world in my hands.

nico: will, you know that's physically impossible righ-

will, gently cupping nico's face: are you sure?

nico, blushing his fucking face off: STOP IT I HAVE A REPUTATION-