They're Actually So Funny

I am not coming out again just so everyone is aware from now on it’s going to be like a scavenger hunt I’m going to hide clues in certain locations of the earth

i can't remember if i have posted this before but the coffee shop by my house has my favorite hand-washing sign in the world

We should be rioting

I can't stop thinking about Mr. Cicle singing Michael in the bathroom at karaoke. I need it like potato roots strain to find soil, the *Emotion* that i know that man could put into that song aughhgahhh 🐺

Why is everyone so afraid of the deep ocean? "If they were dead what were those banging sounds?" Idk go ask the amphipods or isopods or whatever theres tons of little guys just vibing down there having a good time.

Evan Kelmp x Peter Sqloint yaoi. Send tweet

Gay

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

yeah I'm completely fine ahahhaa