Books Are Expensive, Hermes Thinks Learning About Your Religion Should Be Free.

Chapter 23: Evil of the Gorgon and the siren is out now. (actually it was out like 30 mins ago but oh well

HEY GUYS I THINK I HAVE A PEANUT ALLERGY!

(three guesses how i found out)

ANYWAYS HERES SUMN I SAID TO MY FRIEND:

'Think if i eat this entire bag of peanuts i'll go into anaphylactic shock?'

SHE'S ACTING LIKE IM SO CONCERNING FOR WANTING TO DO THAT

PEANUTS ARE YUMMY BROSKI

Anyways pls play monster high music at my funeral

500 likes!

OMG TY GUYS FOR GETTING ME TO 500 LIKES

Hi! I really like your writing and wanted to know if your requests are open? If not, that's okay <3

Hi! Tysm! My requests are almost always open, however I due to the fact I'm also a wattpad writer it sometimes takes a while to get to requests, but my requests will always be open unless otherwise stated <3

(I feel like this response is written very poorly and i apologise, i am very sleep deprived)

95% sure that tomorrow's my last day of school for the year then Parent-teacher interviews... I really wanna not go it is way too hot for me to be at school

OMG GUYS IM FINISHED WITH ALL PERFORMANCES BUT ONE THIS YEAR, NO MORE PRACTICING LINES UNTIL FUCK ALL IN THE MORNING, NO MORE LEARNING SONGS AND PRACTICING THE RIGHT NOTES! NO MORE SITTING BACKSTAGE AND LAUGHING WITH MY CASTMATES AT SOMETHING WE'RE NOT QUITE SURE OF, NO MORE LAUGHING AS MY FRIEND TRIES TO DO MY MAKEUP BECAUSE MY GROUPS VOLUNTEERS CAN'T DO IT RIGHT, NO MORE GOING TO REHEARSALS EVERY WEEK! NO MORE OF THAT UNTIL NEXT YEAR!

GUESS WHO FINALLY UPDATED HER DEUCE GORGON FIC ON WATTPADDD!!!  🤭  🤭  🤭  🤭  🤭 

so what if he's 15?

sO wHaT iF hE's FiFtEeN? Are you five years old? That is a legitimate question.

DEUCE IS A MINOR PEOPLE WTAF

also dear gods how tf did you respond to me so fast? How many times did you reload the page to see if i responded?

Why does sleep have to be so annoying to get

For those of you who read my wattpad book expect a few notifications tomorrow because as a christmas present (atleast for southern hemisphere people) I'm uploading the rest of the book.