You See, Perry The Platypus, When Vanessa Was A Little Girl, She Wanted To Take Estrogen. Of Course,

You see, Perry the Platypus, when Vanessa was a little girl, she wanted to take estrogen. Of course, I said yes. And since then she’s always been my little girl. Well recently, Vanessa’s school deadnamed her on her reports! Can you believe that!? I mean we live in a fairly progressive area and—hey, isn’t that not allowed in public schools??

Anyway, that’s when I got the idea for THIS! The deadname-eraser-inator! That way, not only will Vanessa no longer be deadnamed, but EVERY OTHER TRANS PERSON IN THE TRI! STATE! AREA!

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2 years ago

what are your CHILDHOOD nostalgia songs. like shit ur parents played in the car when u were super young that became an integral part of ur existence


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3 years ago

fuck yes sharks

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2 months ago
Say What You Will About The Reserve Bank Of India These Are Some Cracking Coins
Say What You Will About The Reserve Bank Of India These Are Some Cracking Coins

say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins

2 years ago

sorry for not posting. found myself in a precarious sexual situation, yknow. why do my genitals have to take over my brain my god i am depraved

4 months ago

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4 months ago

Obsessed with Shauna realizing her entire family desperately need to work on themselves and her conclusion being that eating more oatmeal was the first step towards healthier living. Definitely some interesting priorities with her


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3 years ago
Would Like To Memorialize This Ironic, Pathetic, And Disgusting Post From My Former Pastor. “ACT LIKE

would like to memorialize this ironic, pathetic, and disgusting post from my former pastor. “ACT LIKE MEN BE STRONG.” shame on you. shame on you for encouraging men to continue hiding their emotions and feelings. shame on you for making men think they cannot be vulnerable. shame on you for using aggressive words and sentence structure to scare and excite your trusting congregation. shame on you for spitting hatred toward members of the LGBTQ+ community. shame on you for spitting hatred at the “sinners” who trust your word. i trusted you and i have never been so disappointed by a former leader.

there is no hate like christian love.


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2 years ago

"New Folderr"

if you could have a new folder on your computer what would you put in it? ?

"New Folderr"

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