“Боже мой,помилуй”

“This will be in my dreams”

EVERYBODY LISTENNNNNNN

Pizza Hut but with DILFS!!!!!!

What's your favorite food?

“Ahh...CAN I HAVE BONELESS PIZZA?”

*Grabs your other hand* yes

holy shit

(Im saying like a father,it’s really works)

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

A: have I told you about these two bitches in this place that talk shit      about everybody? B: who? A: you and me.

Tag yourself: Metal Gear version

Big Boss: - believes in Santa and fears vampires - smokes a lot - only likes the real things - is dead inside but doesn’t know yet - love triangle - has children he wasn’t aware of Revolver Ocelot: - kin with wildcats - meows a lot - owns 2 or more of the same object (preferably revolvers) - dresses like a cowboy - thirsty - doesn’t know his mom - follows too many people Kazuhira Miller: - accidentally invented McDonalds - loves to cook - always on his foot - would give a leg and an arm for his love interest - gets jealous a lot and also very quickly - doesn’t like to third-wheel Solid Snake: - uses “hmmm” and “uhhh” phrases a lot - quiet, but can talk alot if needed - owns a metric fuckton of dogs - secretly likes Anime - kinkshames people by accident - doesn’t like his brother Liquid Snake: - tattooed - has only one true friend - leader of his own squad - probably emo - hates to cut his hair - hates his brother - doesn’t know how social media works and never will Otacon: - had a terrible dad - loves his siblings - also loves Anime - had an accidental marriage with an ex-soldier - raised a child with said ex-soldier in a plane - eats a lot, probably Raiden: - noone likes him at first sight - steals the show whenever he can - occassionally hairflips his way through life - wields swords - has a child??? - sick beat drops whenever he enters the stage (RULES OF NATUREE) - loves memes and cats The Boss: - tells you to kill her - defects to the Sovjet Union - the mom of the squad - doesn’t like dirty floors - likes snakes EVA: - cosplays - can kick you with a motorcycle - likes to watch people eat snakes - disappears pretty fast - likes to give exposition - probably likes Marina and the Diamonds - has 3 sons and 2 of them are a disappointment Johnny: - has a sensitive stomach - annoys everyone in the squad - is usefull sometimes - pure child yet dangerous - Weeabo Meryl: - kicks ass before 6AM - lowkey afraid of getting real tattoos - cool earrings - doesn’t buy your bullshit - also had an accidental marriage - isn’t a rookie Quiet: - only speaks in languages noone can understand yet she knows english - hates clothing - loves rain - can break your neck with her legs - have you seen her legs Sunny: - the child of the squad - always happy - likes to cook - smol, pls protect her - makes new friends quickly

Huey: - noone likes him - he can fuck off - his texts get ignored - noone will ever love him - douchebag - pees himself and doesn’t change like wtf

Henry, you are a salmon colored F*ck And a strawberry boi 🍓

“Thats quite interesting...”

“Okay.I’ll contact them...”

(Event Started

Ask Doctor about his work at NERV

Event will be from this sunday to the next sunday)

(Event ended,thank you)

“So…I’ve got invited in this organization.Should I accept their invite?”

“Because I can read thougts of Willy.He did not stole that chesse”

Hey other Miller guy! If you had someone else w you in the void, what would you do?

“Jack”