*playing Golf Around*

*playing human fall flat*

Finland 🇫🇮: Oh god, who did I just kill?

Iceland 🇮🇸: Me :(

Finland 🇫🇮: I’m so sorry, I just body slammed you into orbit

I like how you say "one of the few things" like you only speak occasionally, and only to gift us words of wisdom

Well we definitely speak more than occasionally (don’t judge the wording, clearly it was your turn on the braincell then) but I think we can all agree that we only ever speak words of wisdom, including but not limited to:

“Absolutely smashing these ghosts“

“I can’t do Sweden“

“Pussy (non-derogatory)“

“I want it to fuck the front door”

(these were all taken from the quote wall on our discord server lmao)

I'm gonna eat pufferfish and you can't stop me >:3

Uhh, okay well good luck with that. I’m sure once you’ve recovered you can talk to Denmark about your traumatic experiences, he’ll understand.

-Nor 🇳🇴

who is tallest and who is tiny

Denmark - TALL BASTARD. At least 6’3” and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Sweden - ALSO A TALL BASTARD but very slightly shorter than Den. Tbh it’s probably only Den’s hair that makes him look taller. About 6’2” - 6’3”

Norway - NOT TINY. I like my Norwegians TALL 😤 shorter than Den and Swe but not that much shorter, about 6’0”

Iceland - Average (by Icelandic standards anyway), about 5’8” (although he wishes he was taller)

Finland - The Tiniest™️ (but he can and will destroy you), not by much tho, about 5’7” - 5’7.5”

I have a question why am I the Nordic nobody remembers ? Hel most people remember faroe but not me ??!? These “accurate” in game world maps are bs .

- a currently very displeased åland who just wanted to play a to scale Minecraft world map but can’t find one with me in it....

Sweden: I’d offer to make you a map, but I’m quite busy at the minute

Denmark: Maybe if you were as cool as me you would be in every map 😎

will we ever get a face reveal 😳

uhhh,,, probably not in photo form any time soon

but i can offer you this drawing

keep an eye out for the wedding later ;)

ok so we know when denmark and norway are getting married... how about sweden and finland?

Sweden: Well, technically I already proposed to Fin when I offered him the cave flower in one of the first Minecraft videos, and he rejected me so...

Finland: Wait... You were being serious?

Sweden: 100%

Finland: I... I didn’t know that, I thought you were joking...

Sweden: Do you want me to ask you again?

Finland: ... Maybe...

Sweden: I’ll think about it

Finland:

*playing brawlhalla*

Iceland 🇮🇸: If you wanna fight me, come up here and fight me

Norway 🇳🇴: Okay

Norway 🇳🇴: *KO’s ice*

Iceland 🇮🇸: You motherfucker, why do you only listen to me when I don’t want you to

Hey Cereal, how did it feel to fuck god?

I- 

Um. SiGh. I fucked up you guys. One slip of the tongue and its game over.

But it felt fucking heavenly thank you for asking. 

- Cereal 🥣

Thank you! :D

I still think you should try and say the Danish tho 👀

-Den 🇩🇰

Happy birthday Denmark!

Look at the birthday boy 

Everyone wish him happy birthday! Or if you’re feeling brave, you could attempt to say tillykke med fødselsdagen (he’ll try not to judge your pronunciation too harshly)