*playing Monopoly Revolution*

F 🇫🇮: I found this poor hoglin stranded in the middle of the lava :(

S 🇸🇪: I believe he deserves it. After his family attacking you I think he should drown in lava. 

F 🇫🇮: Ber-

I have a question why am I the Nordic nobody remembers ? Hel most people remember faroe but not me ??!? These “accurate” in game world maps are bs .

- a currently very displeased åland who just wanted to play a to scale Minecraft world map but can’t find one with me in it....

Sweden: I’d offer to make you a map, but I’m quite busy at the minute

Denmark: Maybe if you were as cool as me you would be in every map 😎

Today is a very special day

IT’S NORWAY’S BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Everyone say happy birthday!!! Or even better, Gratulerer med dagen!!!

To celebrate, we made him bløtkake, and decorated it with his flag of course! :)

It was delicious! Everyone enjoyed it :)

We’re just going to spend a relaxed night in tonight, maybe play some games, maybe get absolutely piss drunk, who knows :D

-The Nordics

(Also, happy 17th May, Gratulerer med dagen, to any Norwegians out there :D -Lizard & Cereal)

Does this mean the blog still takes ask!

hi again, it’s lizard and cereal :) we’re gonna use this ask as a lil life update

first off, to answer this question: we don’t know lmao. neither of us are sure we have the time/energy to commit to running this blog again, but maybe we will at some point in the near future? again, we don’t know yet :/

now, life update time:

so, uh, sorry for disappearing off the face of the earth! life kind of hit us both like a truck, and we just didn’t have the time to even think about this blog anymore. we both miss posting and making stupid videos, and talking to all of the super cool friends we made through this blog! lizard started university, and formed a band, so that’s what most of his time has been spent on, and cereal literally ended up moving to the other side of the world so, uh, life’s been pretty hectic for her. we’re both doing well now though! like we’ve said, we don’t really know if we’ll have the time to start posting (at least consistently) again since we’re both at university and are living at opposite ends of the world with an 8 hour time difference, but who knows! maybe we’ll make an epic return soon 😌

that’s all for now, hopefully we’ll post again soon, but no promises unfortunately

lots of love from ur favourite idiot duo,

lizard 🦎and cereal 🥣 ❤️

Hello all. I'm just kind of, extremely, slightly sad that we aren't getting any asks for this blog :(

Please love us :(

I need attention :(

Gimme luv :(

From yours truly <3

~ Denmark

Have you ever lied about your age?

⚠️Potentially triggering: Drugs and Alcohol mentioned⚠️

Denmark 🇩🇰: No? Why would you need to?

Norway 🇳🇴: I never found a reason to.

Iceland 🇮🇸: Yes, cause I wanted a goldfish, and the closest pet store has an Over 18 rule to by pets.. so...

Sweden 🇸🇪: No.

Finland 🇫🇮: Yes, cause drugs and booze baby.

(Disclaimer: Please don't do drugs kids.)

Another shameless server plug

Join us if you want to play cursed games :D

Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

Take a shot every time Sve says “you bitch” in this video :)

-Den 🇩🇰

how long does it take to make the videos :0

Recording? Anywhere between 15 minutes and 4 hours

Editing? Anywhere between 15 minutes and 4 hours lmfao

-Lizard 🦎

Denmark, try some Tesco spaghetti😳

I’d rather die, thank you

-Den 🇩🇰

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