Denmark 🇩🇰: STOP TRYING TO KILL ME.

I like how you say "one of the few things" like you only speak occasionally, and only to gift us words of wisdom

Well we definitely speak more than occasionally (don’t judge the wording, clearly it was your turn on the braincell then) but I think we can all agree that we only ever speak words of wisdom, including but not limited to:

“Absolutely smashing these ghosts“

“I can’t do Sweden“

“Pussy (non-derogatory)“

“I want it to fuck the front door”

(these were all taken from the quote wall on our discord server lmao)

I do not need help you hooligan!-🇦🇽

You’re the one who said you wanted to castrate me for flirting with my own boyfriend 😔🤚

-Den 🇩🇰

ok so we know when denmark and norway are getting married... how about sweden and finland?

Sweden: Well, technically I already proposed to Fin when I offered him the cave flower in one of the first Minecraft videos, and he rejected me so...

Finland: Wait... You were being serious?

Sweden: 100%

Finland: I... I didn’t know that, I thought you were joking...

Sweden: Do you want me to ask you again?

Finland: ... Maybe...

Sweden: I’ll think about it

Finland:

ice what’s ur favorite band

One Direction

-Ice 🇮🇸

What is the stupidest thing you've ever done? Bonus points if it includes Denmark lol.

Iceland 🇮🇸: Got in a car with Denmark at the wheel

Sweden 🇸🇪: Trusted Denmark to look after Sealand for 15 minutes

Finland 🇫🇮: Fought a bear with Denmark and had to drag him away before he got eaten alive

Norway 🇳🇴: Denmark.

Denmark 🇩🇰: Rude.

Denmark 🇩🇰: Anyway, one time I got angry at a fridge and kicked it and broke my toe

Anyone wanna make horrifically cursed t-shirts? Well, if you join our server you can :D Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

Hell yeah! Hit us up on discord and we’ll figure something out :D

We got Phasmophobia working!

@ask-aph-gaymer-nordics do you guys wanna game sometime? If you want to it would be better to post gameplay on your blog since we havent really figured our recording stuff out.

-Burgenland<3

(I hope you guys want to and that it would be okay to post it on your blog if you want to, I really need to figure this stuff out which may take a while cuz I'm dumb

-Chaos

*playing phasmophobia*

Norway 🇳🇴: Guys I can’t handle this I’m lowkey shitting myself

Denmark 🇩🇰: Do you want me to put some music on in the background?

Norway 🇳🇴: Yes as long as it’s not some sort of Halloween music or some shit

Denmark 🇩🇰: Okay hold on

Denmark 🇩🇰: *starts playing WAP*

Norway 🇳🇴: Really?

Denmark 🇩🇰: It’s a wet ass phantom

Norway 🇳🇴:

question for admin - can you share a headcanon you have for each nordic?

I certainly can ;) (Lizard 🦎)

Denmark: This man has ADHD, not just as in “I’m so hyper aha oh look a squirrel!”, but he also has sensory issues and often struggles with executive dysfunction. He always tries his best though, and all the other Nordics understand and always support him :)

Norway: An absolute musical genius, he’s played many instruments throughout his life, including but not limited to, flute, violin, guitar, and electric bass. He’ll never admit this, especially not to Iceland, but he secretly loves emo music.

Iceland: Honestly, I’ve always headcannoned Ice as trans (ftm), and I think that started with me subconsciously projecting onto him lmao. Of course, the other Nordics had no issue with this and still gave him all their unconditional love uwu

Sweden: This probably seems kind of basic in comparison to my other hcs, but I always imagined him being a lot more outgoing than you’d expect, once he is comfortable around you. He’s still PAINFULLY shy at first, and it takes him a while to open up, but once he does, he REALLY opens up.

Finland: HE. CANNOT. COOK. FOR. SHIT. Seriously. He always burns everything, and everything he doesn’t burn tastes horrible. However, he makes ONE HELL OF A CAKE. Sweets and desserts are something else entirely for him, whatever he bakes tastes like heaven.

(alternatively, I could’ve captioned this “I literally just project onto my favourite characters so I have someone to relate to lmao”)

how long does it take to make the videos :0

Recording? Anywhere between 15 minutes and 4 hours

Editing? Anywhere between 15 minutes and 4 hours lmfao

-Lizard 🦎