Ashsabel - Sab

You (on the phone): Baby, it's not w---orking... I'm breaki---ng uppp

Gojo (panicking): I'm pregnant!

You : ...What is actually wrong with you? I meant the signal—it's breaking up.

Gojo: Right, right! I knew that. I panicked, okay, cupcake? Thought you were dumping me for a second.

You : I…. I can’t… like i actually can’t.

How I feel after skipping past all the smut in a fanfic cause I’m only in the mood for fluff

seungkwan wearing earrings is something that can be so personal

need the "fym nuh uh" to my "nuh uh"

Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

Uncle!Sukuna x f!reader

Where they set out for a one night stand, but reader ends up meeting the cute baby nephew Yuji and is utterly obsessed!

So, now she makes plans with Sukuna only to hang out with his angel of a nephew🥹

She entices Sukuna with the idea of getting it on but it's long, long, forgotten cause all she wants is to chomp tf outta those almost chipmunk like chubby cheeks of the blindingly bright pink toddler!

Sukuna is flabbergasted with himself as to why he's entertaining this entire ordeal and not focusing on getting laid

Maybe he finds all of this cute, maybe he does not, who knows...

It's not like he thinks there could be someone cuter than his own nephew. Definitely not!