*reads A Gorgeous Line In A Fanfic* Oh My God. How Is This Possible. How Did They Even Fucking Think

You (on the phone): Baby, it's not w---orking... I'm breaki---ng uppp

Gojo (panicking): I'm pregnant!

You : ...What is actually wrong with you? I meant the signal—it's breaking up.

Gojo: Right, right! I knew that. I panicked, okay, cupcake? Thought you were dumping me for a second.

You : I…. I can’t… like i actually can’t.

I've made some progress in life recently and it got me feeling sentimental :'3 (also go check out Retro Cowgirl's music!!)

anyone wanna fall madly obsessively in love with a mid bitch like me

toji has a message for you

隣の.....？？？　（トトロパロ）