pennsylvania miku experiences jersey driver road rage
there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die
the narrative: *starts the third act by repeating a scene from the first act but now it has a totally different context*
me: ohoHOhohoHOHOhoHO
please tell me no one else thought of this yet
She might have a limp? Or she might have ache, or polio or something?
Imagine getting a cat from an animal shelter and deciding to pick the very sweet and gentle one who hasn't made a single sound the whole time you're there, and being told "yeah she doesn't meow like other cats do", and then when you say "oh it's ok, I don't mind a cat who isn't very vocal!" the shelter's people look at you like they're about to say something but decide against it.
And then you bring your kitty home and the first time she wants your attention, she opens her mouth and the sound that comes out is a low, soothing but abnormally long continuous tune that you can only describe as something between mongolian throat singing and a didgeridoo.
my favorite hannibal bit is when will says some weird shit and everyone stares at him
GUYS I GOT TO WATCH A MINI PERFORMANCE OF PANDEMONIUM OH MY GOD
Little Shop of Garfield
man with loophole fetish facing criminal charges gets off on a technicality