Guys Hear Me Out.. Christian Borle As Sweeney Todd

a heem heem………………………………sshasagjkrhf………… ouhg……..

i know that as musical theatre fans we all have dream roles or productions we would absolutely kill to be a part of but i think the more interesting question is which show could you never be a part of because it would ruin it for you forever. like youre too attached to the original score/cast/staging that having someone else direct it in a way just slightly different would make you homicidal.

Highlights from the conference room where they nominated contenders for Word of the Year 2023:

• They put Skibidi Toilet on the projector to explain what “skibidi” means.

• Baby Gronk was mentioned.

• We discussed the Rizzler.

• “Cunty” was nominated.

• “Enshittification” was suggested for EVERY category.

• “Blue Check” (like from Twitter) was briefly defined as “Someone who will not Shut The Fuck Up”

• The person writing notes briefly defined babygirl as “referencing [The Speaker]”. He is now being called babygirl in the linguist groupchats.

• MULTIPLE people raised their hand to say “I cannot stress this enough: ‘Babygirl’ refers to a GROWN MAN”

its 2024 i dont think i should have to pee just because i drank something

damn we got 9/11 tomorrow

I LOVE GOING TO A PERFORMING ARTS SCHOOL OH MY GODDD

GUYS I GOT TO WATCH A MINI PERFORMANCE OF PANDEMONIUM OH MY GOD

Imagine getting a cat from an animal shelter and deciding to pick the very sweet and gentle one who hasn't made a single sound the whole time you're there, and being told "yeah she doesn't meow like other cats do", and then when you say "oh it's ok, I don't mind a cat who isn't very vocal!" the shelter's people look at you like they're about to say something but decide against it.

And then you bring your kitty home and the first time she wants your attention, she opens her mouth and the sound that comes out is a low, soothing but abnormally long continuous tune that you can only describe as something between mongolian throat singing and a didgeridoo.

hard-right conservatives will be like "question everything" and then accept everything they were ever taught to believe about society plus whatever insane thing they happen to see in an email