Asexual-turtles - Untitled

Made this Romeo and Juliet meme cuz this lukewarm take pisses me off

i kissed a ghoul and i liked it…… the taste of her scary chapstick

me while writing: ah yes, this character should do this, it feels so natural with what they're saying

me while editing: why the FUCK does he lean on the doorway SEVENTEEN TIMES IN THIS CHAPTER

war never changes

I know somebody that found out they’re sensitive to gluten. Like it makes their stomach… not work fast enough. Not use the bathroom for days. Not allergic. Just a bad idea to eat it.

But then one day they started taking a medication that caused the exact opposite effect very badly and they were like I wonder if I started eating gluten again if they would cancel each other out.

And sure enough. They canceled each other out.

Benmars

12.01 Keep Calm and Carry On

happy friday to aromantics Only

Petition to bring back the boop function next year for the ides of March where instead of a paw on the screen it’s a little knife that Caesar gets stabbed with

look. look at this beautiful sword meme. i’m going to cry