This Is So Beautiful. I Have Been Staring For 20 Minutes Now

AWWWWW STOP IT 😭 SO CUTE

hey

*puts him in your hands*

struggles of being pansexual

i can’t walk by any cooking wear without feeling slightly uncomfortable

please, bed bath & beyond, i’m just trying to buy a ridiculously priced serving platter for my mom

crying. tears in my eyes. he is so sweet, this is the kind of love that leaves you yearning at 2:43am on valentine’s day

wonderland

or:  there’s not a single hatter in all three realms, mad or otherwise, who could hold a candle to one of barbatos’ tea parties.

the obligatory barbatos-likes-tea post. our aesthetic today is all about fantasy finery, pastel colours and white marble and gold leaf - think 18th and 19th century continental high society, rococo, chinoiserie, trompe-lœil, all ruffles and lace and brocade… gn!reader, giddy romantic fluff as far as the eye can see. no content warnings, although some description of food towards the end. barbatos making the most of a warm, spring afternoon in 2000 words or less.

“yes, the gardens really are lovely, aren’t they? 

it’s finally springtime in the devildom, which in barbatos’ mind means one thing: tea parties.

(well, actually, it means quite a lot of things - the start of the social season, finalising budgets, the uptick in state banquets, approving festival timetables… all those things that the master of the royal household has to oversee. so in a very real sense, spring is probably the busiest time for poor barbatos, but for argument’s sake, he’d say the thing that he likes best about the spring would be the tea parties.)

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not just ‘he would not fucking say that’ but ‘he would not, under torture, admit that’

i- wow i’m in love with them 🥰

as promised,,, another sandwich,,

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

um- WOW?!?! i love this fic so much? really had me feelin some type of way 😼

in all seriousness i adore kita & commonly forget he’s one of my fav’s somehow, but this was a great reminder

Summary: For your first ever frat party, you score quite the catch. Cast: Kita, f!Reader Word Count: 7k Warnings: 18+, minors dni, loss of virginity, corruption kink, mentions of alcohol A/N: part of @saintobio​​’s frat au collab! thank you @kiyownme​​ for beta-reading, that was very sexc of you to do <3

Everyone seems to be giving the guy leaning against the counter in the kitchen a wide berth, both members and guests staggering drunkenly into the kitchen only to clear their throats at the sight of him and quickly shuffle past. 

He’s not tall—not compared to the twins standing next to him—but there’s a different sort of aura surrounding him. Dressed in a plain white t-shirt and tight jeans, he still stands out, observing the party’s attendees with a surveying gaze. He’s composed, much less chaotic than the quarreling bunch around him, with his back ramrod straight, arms folded. He’s handsome too, all serious brown eyes, dark eyebrows, and gray hair tipped with black.

The loud, bickering twins soon exit the doorway to rejoin everyone in the next room, shoving each other as they leave. He doesn’t follow.

No one seems to be making any effort to engage with him and you wonder why. He looks decent enough, not like the typical fuckboy at these things, though perhaps that’s the problem. Something twinges in your chest sympathetically.

It’s not fun being an outsider. 

It’s not fun being alone at parties. 

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frighteningly accurate, even. laezel “githyanki would slice you from navel to neck” and karlach “if i’m ever not here to cover it, you leave your left flank wide open”

fucking weirdos (endearingly)

the tadfools + text posts

i-i just wanna snuggle…& maybe 🥺

maybe a little smooch?

just a small one? 🥺

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