Happy Father’s Day Guys. I Love My Dad, He’s Awesome.

Day: 23

Object-Head Bill design

I don’t like him being only having yellow, black, and blue :(

HE LOOKS BETTER IN PURPLE!!!!! >:D

Day: 29

Candy gore

Two stars talking about the very thing that will destroy everything.

Day 1: Statue

Dumbass got turned to stone by a 60 y/o grunkle.

Bummer pal.

Bill went to go get food and she’s been waiting for 4 hours

Sapphire is not doing okay.

(Text MSGs from Kryptos to Bill)

K: “Yo, where my daughter?”

B: “wdym? I thought she was with you?”

K: “BILL DID YOU LOSE MY DAUGHTER!?”

B: “Maybe”

K: “When we get back home from this carnival, I’m beating yo ass. You irresponsible piece of shit”

B: “fair enough”

Bill did get beat, but Sapphire got candy.

Moral of the story, Bill’s dumb and lost Kryptos’s daughter.

Also these au and Kryptbill doodles (HORRENDOUS DOODLES)

How do you break the news to them?

They so precious…

How do you break the news to them?

They so precious…

Even more Dandy’s World art or smth.

Day: 10

Bill’s death. . .

Shrieking in agony for the Axolotl to save him, he watched as Stanley watched him slowly die painfully, and then. . .

There was then just black. . .