Hoseok:Seokjin,Namjoon won’t come out of his room.
Seokjin:just tell him I said something stupid.
Hoseok:like what?
Seokjin:like anything factually incorrect.
Namjoon,a few minutes later: DID YOU JUST SAY THE SUN IS A F*CKING PLANET-
BTS as Melanie Martinez lyrics
(someone did this already,either the mha fandom or an army,pls lmk if u know who did so i can credit them!)
TW- darker lyrics
SEOKJIN
“you say the cruelest words,you used to break my heart,cuz i’m over here working my ass of...”
-show & tell
YOONGS
“your body is imperfectly perfect,everyone wants what the other one’s working.”
-orange juice
HOSEOK
“dont let them fuck you,hunny just say ,recess im tired’ .”
-recess
NAMJOON
“teach him to keep it in his pants and tell him to stop.”
-strawberry shortcake
JIMIN
“kids are still depressed when you dress them up.”
-sippy cup
TAEHYUNG
“i’ve never fit into any category,always deemed an outcast.”
-fire drill
JUNGKOOK
“i never signed up for your drama.”
-drama club
MASTERLIST
me and my narcissistic ways
constantly daydreaming
of happily ever afters
and finding ones meanings
in nonexistent chapters
thus behaving irrational
go big or go home
last night was progressively national
but thats just the way we roam
at the end of the day
nothings really changed
acting like i try to pave the way
have things always been deranged?
in real life ill never get to feel
whining and dying for ever and ever
the truth rarely has an appeal
at the thought of that i shiver
the rebels
the silk ribbon hung loosely
as she baptised her soul
first comes the sins
than a comprehension fully
tis a gleeful year
with a ball that caused a foul
not that i was aware of the ruins
with a majestic bow
curious look
and a playful smirk
he was the chosen one
amongs the low
the oldest trick in the book
only his life barely begun
they were on the run
that much aint up for debate
wasting their youth
as a form of sickly amusing fun
barely having a dime
giving it all up for fate
with a weak chance to shoot
A.R.M.Y
i’ve joined army
cuz i’ve found you charming
you differ from the crowd
and your voices are loud
i’ve always admired your work ethic
though people seem to think i’m pathetic
the lessons you taught me are real
cuz of you i learned to express how i feel
its not about me
finally breaking free
i dont have any will
lastly before you,i’ll cautiously kneel
i act like it’s okay
but i just observe from afar
at least count on me to stay
you were born to be a superstar
me when i have a thought but zero prosecution ideas:
Me: *stops writing* well that’s enough writing for now
Me: *later* Alright time to write!
Me: *staring at where I left off*
seungkwan:oh look we look like a couple in this photo lol.
vernon: a couple of besties!
the rest of svt:*trying to hold back laughter*
jimin,running to namjoon: hey-
namjoon: shh!yoongi is sleeping.
jimin *hushed* : oh,okay,sorry.
namjoon *hushed*: what’s up?
jimin *whispering*: the dorm is on fire.
i havent written in forever ,,, just posted an achilles come down inspired work tho! but i wanna write fanfiction and i started like 2 fics but i cant rlly get myself to finish them.
namjoon: alright Hoseok how are you gonna get out of this one?
hobi: well,i’m going to say verbally because judging by your tone you’re not in the mood for the dance i’ve prepared.
the rest of BTS: *shuffle off disappointedly*