Today Is Not My Birthday

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I don’t know whether to find that antisemitic or funny. Does anyone else experience that? Imma go with funny. My reaction: lollll

Why do you hate Jewish jellyfish?

what? Oh no, I just hate jellyfish. I could’ve been more clear. The subject of the sentence is the hater of jellyfish (me) who is Jewish.

happy birthday, Mona isa!

Everybody say happy birthday to my mom now

worth a shot

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

It’s possible you have liked a couple of my post

Just a few /silly

um yeah but they keep showing up in my feed and I can relate to them so

my dad is an Iraq veteran and loves war movies I’ll get him to watch this with me

i have him on the brain

saying ms rachel is antisemitic when all she did was say that children in gaza are suffering, especially when she's *MET AMPUTATED GAZAN CHILDREN IN PERSON. ON VIDEO*, is fucking demented. you are a ghoul

I actually didn’t say anything about ms Rachel but yes yes of course all Jews are the same ദ്ദി( ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧ /j. Also, ghoul? That’s sick. Love that. Tysm.

funny me is doorknob yellow stapler banana tea shoe bag

lions are very mean and like jellyfish