I’m Such An Original Human Being So I’m Gonna Reswamp

me: mom, I bruised myself again mom: that’s the third time this week, is there something you want to tell me? me, thinking about how I am constantly doing the worm: I joined the circus

I have a dog

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

@jokerandthethief @hex-eye. @hauntedmoontimetravel @sillybisexualidot @lesbianbookworm13

POST YOUR PICREWS AND GUESS WHAT ITS A TAG GAME

omg Ty for the tag ilyyy

ok here we go

fave color: warm yellow, a bit oranger than normal but still indisputably yellow

current read: catcher in the rye (jd Salinger)and screenplay (syd feld)

last song: Sappho by Frankie cosmo

last movie: karate kid

last show: heartstopper

sweet savory or salty: savory all the way

craving: attention

tea or coffee: tea, coffee tastes like dragons. In a bad way

my friends: @hex-eye @lesbianbookworm13 @sillybisexualidot @starman-01

tagged by @vamqiredollz <33

favorite color: blue! or seafoam green if we're getting specific

current read: the golden raven by nora sakavic

last song: last night by ricky montgomery

last movie: moana (my friends forced me to watch it after realizing i hadn't seen it lmao)

last series: sasaki to miyano (rewatching for the fiftieth time)

sweet, savory, or salty: sweet :)

craving: apple juice ...

tea or coffee: ... neither?

tagging @geospiral @k9punkout @bluemoonscape (if y'all would like!)

Small children have no grasp on reality

Once I was wearing a green bandana and my little sister (she was three at the time) asked me if I dyed my hair green.

my brown hair was that same brown it always was. it was fully visible

What quiz

who want me🗣🗣🗣

YEAH IM BRINGING DOGS AND CATS AND CHOCOLATE AND ALSO SCENTED CANDLES

@jokerandthethief @sillybisexualidot @starman-01 @heartstoppergirlyyy @goofsillyfunnygoober @the-fishingboat-proceeds @secretpansexual

yes i did tag John green. I wanted to

SHOVING ALL MY MOOTS IN THIS PILLOW FORT

WHAT YALL BRINGING?????

@g0od-luck-macabr3-sh0ck-to0 @justa-opossum @etherealjellyfishgirl @xneolivia @radiowave-slushie @pangothepangolin @randomslinky @taco-bee @a-fucking-tornado @escapedcephalopod @halo-king3455 AND MOOT IN LAWS

AND I CANT CONTROL THE FACT THAT I HAVE A HATRED TOWARDS JELLYFISH AFTER THEY CAUSED ME UNFATHOMABLE PAIIIINNNNNNNNNNN

= EVIL

BUT THE NUANCE

AND DOLPHINS EXIST

Dear,

Here is a kind friend request, I'll be very glad seeing you putting my request under consideration.

oh ok