Autism Acceptance Month: Autistic Headcanons

I hate the snow so much, it's way too cold and it makes everything way too bright, I will the god who decided to create snow

An essential way to guarantee you get worse is to eliminate all NON Beta Safe Porn consumers from your life. You know, your co-workers, friends, spouses, friends and family. All those non essential relationships that stand between you and Me (and your beta safe porn). At the end of the day, they would be disgusted by who you are. But that’s not the case with me. I love you for exactly who and what you are. A bunch of pathetic beta failures. My Goon army is a fantastic group of losers to bond and become friends with! To help you all connect more, I’ve made a KIK group only for the MOST dedicated BETA ARMY MEMBERS to join. This group will be a hub where I can quickly update my Army, and it also will act as a message HUB for my Beta army to worship me, my content, and other Beta Safe Porn, TOGETHER. The first 48 Beta Army members to message me at “prejac4life” on Kik (my profile pic is the same as on here) will be given access to the group chat, as long as they can verify they are a Beta Army member. In the future, if the demand is high enough, I’ll make a second group for another set of losers to join! 😚 - J🌸

Double dose of FAT BETA SAFE PORN ASS. Dose NUMBER 1. Always make sure you are consuming the right amount of porn ass a day. Without it, you may experience withdrawals, and even symptoms of depression and anxiety. Use fat porn ass to distract yourself from the sad reality that you will always remain PUSSYFREE. 😏 - J🌸

made a guide for this

Why did eurylochus think he would have been a better captain he went against Odysseus and Opened the bag and then was surprised by the consequences of his actions then he wanted to ditch his friends when they were turned into pigs, then he got mad at Odysseus for killing six men to go through the only area they wouldn't be killed then killed a cow and doomed them all

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

It really is a Nice Collar ^.^

You tug at your new Collar

It doesn't give!

Uh oh!

Well, at least it's a very Pretty Collar ^.^

The autistic transfemme dilemma of…

Being mostly fine with your gock, but also wishing you had a pussy. Like I don’t hate what I’ve got, but damn… I honestly feel like I’d enjoy sex stuff a lot more with what I could do having a pussy.

But like, the aftermath of bottom surgery sounds like it’d be an unrelenting sensory nightmare for me. Sigh.

You find a Cute Dog Collar

Reblog to put it on :3