Oh it's no problem ;3
I'll take care of you since you're struggling after having just moved out, I can be the big babysitter that helps keep you in line ^.^
It's hard stepping out into the world and living on your own, isn't it?
Oh no, it's okay~ Don't you worry~
I'll take over ;3c
I'll show you how fun it is to finally be a true grown up ^.^ *I'll* be the grown up, and you can just do as I say so you can watch and learn~
Nooooo~ It's not taking advantage~
You hired a babysitter, I'm in charge of the dummy :3
I mean you're obviously a dummy, who asks for a babysitter at your age?
Now come over here, I'll show you what "taking advantage of" really feels like~
It really is a shame you can't tell anyone all the disgusting things I do to you because it would only make You look bad~ It'd show everyone how pathetically malleable you are ^.^
How you gave in and obey my every word and I didn't even have to try~ You offered to pay me for this! You came to me and asked for this help!
How embarrassing ^.^ Far too pitiful to admit~
Now. Get on your knees and put that mouth to a much better use than all this talk~ Your babysitter has had a long day and deserves to relax after putting up with such a dummy (=•ω<=)
It really is a Nice Collar ^.^
You tug at your new Collar
It doesn't give!
Uh oh!
Well, at least it's a very Pretty Collar ^.^
you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"
Being mostly fine with your gock, but also wishing you had a pussy. Like I don’t hate what I’ve got, but damn… I honestly feel like I’d enjoy sex stuff a lot more with what I could do having a pussy.
But like, the aftermath of bottom surgery sounds like it’d be an unrelenting sensory nightmare for me. Sigh.
You find a Cute Dog Collar
Reblog to put it on :3
Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!
Oops all serious, yea standard dni stuff
Alright. I need to speak up since that "transneurodivergent" SHIT is getting on my nerves.
I am neurodivergent. Like, as in REAL neurodivergent. I have a neurodivergent anxiety and OCD. And some self-centered attention-seeking little shits decided to make my disability an aesthetic. Like... WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? I SUFFER FROM MY DISABILITY, AND YOU'RE JUST STANDING THERE SAYING
: "aW mAn I fEeL lɪKe I'll NeVeR bE rEaLlY NeUrOdIvErGeNt BeInG nEuRoDiVeRgEnT iS SOOOO qUiRkY i WaNnA hAvE mElTdOwNs Im So DiSpHoRiC"
LIKE BITCH?! DO YOU KNOW HOW PAINFUL OR EMBARRASSING MELTDOWNS ARE? AND HOW DISPHORIA REALLY FEELS? AND YES. YOU WERE NEVER NEURODIVERGENT AND YOU'LL NEVER BE. YOU'RE JUST A NEUROTYPICAL PERSON WITH A NEURODIVERGENCE FETISH. LETS NOT FORGET THAT YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF TRANS PEOPLE WITH YOUR 'DiSpHoRiA".
YOU JUST THINK NEURODIVERGENCE IS FLAPPING YOUR HANDS AND WEARING COMFY CLOTHES. WELL FUCK YOU, YOU ABLEIST SELF-CENTERED PIECE OF SHIT WHO THINKS BEING NEURODIVERGENT IS A CHOICE AND A QUIRK. YOU'RE MINIMILIZING A DISABILITY. YOU'RE TAKING IT AND USING IT AS A WAY TO MOCK REAL NEURODIVERGENT PEOPLE. DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT.
Why did eurylochus think he would have been a better captain he went against Odysseus and Opened the bag and then was surprised by the consequences of his actions then he wanted to ditch his friends when they were turned into pigs, then he got mad at Odysseus for killing six men to go through the only area they wouldn't be killed then killed a cow and doomed them all
Don't you like it when you silence up an entire group chat when you mentioned something that happened to you and all the people say that what I said was pretty fucked up thing to happen