PLEASE BE HETEROSEXUAL PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Pick the most extreme option, eg if all three yeses apply, pick the third one

and I mean human body obviously

Any demographics or stories you wanna add in the tags I’m 👀 at but you don’t gotta

I wish I could blaze a post telling people to test their smoke alarms but I have literally no money so if y’all could help me spread this the old fashioned way

Test your smoke alarms and carbon monoxide detectors

ATTENTION NEW TUMBLR USERS: This website is different from twitter and there are actually four (4) things that every blog needs. Go to the woods and fetch the cow as white as milk, the cape as red as blood, the hair as yellow as corn, the slipper as pure as gold

Ah, I see. Thank you for your honesty. Please, take as much as you need. There will be enough for everyone.

A change of scenery. Simple, but marvelous.

A glimpse into your future, for you brave souls! (Divination is tricky business, tread carefully my dear!)

Knowledge from the universe, eh? Perhaps this will be of interest to you.

Rest for the weary, right this way. It's a personal favourite of mine.

A home-cooked meal you say? I like how you think! A labour of love worth savoring (and sharing with friends!)

For something to pass the time, try looking here, or if that doesn't hit the spot, here.

Seeking adventure to a far-off place? I know a way to get you there.

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I hope you found what you were looking for!

how do you feel about the tumblr shop taking the place of the account tab on the mobile app?

please reblog after voting for a better sample

Examples:

I have banged my foot on my bed: Dude oww

Website not loading: Dude come on

Eating delicious food by thyself: DUDE *in excitement and happiness*

As someone who also grew up in California dude is a big part of my lexicon as well as my sibling and people I grew up with.

Reblog if you have used dude as a non gender specific term.

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