3 Am Shenanigans

3 am shenanigans

3 Am Shenanigans
3 Am Shenanigans

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That is exactly how I feel every time I see one which sucks because I live ina city with a Tesla dealership and I know for a fact that some weirdo bought a lime green cyber truck

Every Time I See One
Every Time I See One
Every Time I See One
Every Time I See One

Every time I see one

You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

RICE POLLS 7.0!!!!

How many times do you wash rice when you go to cook it?

5 + times

4 times

3 times

2 times

Just Once :)

I don't??? (go wash your rice right now)

Other/Too Variable

Results :>

Personally wash it around 4 times, 5+ if we have bugs in our rice :)

Personally wash it around 4 times, 5+ if we have bugs in our rice :)


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do you guys know about the internet roadtrip? right now somewhere between 500 and 900 people are collectively 'driving' a car on google street view trying to make it to canada. it's fun i recommend it

A flyer left on a Tesla, that reads:
SORRY ABOUT YOUR SWATICAR
We know-you didn't sign up for this.
Once upon a time, Teslas were cool.  They were futuristic, fast, and felt like a step toward a better world. No noe could have predicted that Elon Musk would go full Nazi-apologist. And now, here you are, driving around in a rolling PR disaster.
But don't worry - there's still time to get out before the resale value crashes harder than Twitter.
HOW TO ESCAPE YOUR TESLA FASTER THAN ELON CAN LOSE ADVERTISERS:
-Sell it ASAP: Prices are dropping. Get ahead of the wave by listing it on Carvana, CarMax, or local EV buyback programs. Check Tesla resale values daily.
-Lease? Transfer it! Sites like SwapALease and Lease Trader  help you hand off your lease to someone who hasn't read the news lately.
-Trade it in: Some dealerships will still take a Tesla, especially if you're getting into a different EV.
BETTER EV OPTIONS (THAT WON'T AGE LIKE A BAD TWEET):
-Hyundai Ioniq 5 & 6 - Stylish, fast charging, and won't make people side-eye.
-Rivian R1S & R1T - For those who wanted a Cybertruck but have taste.
-Polestar 2 & 3 - Scandanavian cool, no billionaire baggage.
-Ford Mustang Mach-E - Classic name, modern tech, no weird billionair cult.
-Anything NOT associated with a guy who tweets "great point" at white nationalists

You bought your Tesla in good faith, thinking it was the future. It's not your fault. But now, the best move is to leave it in the past - before the only buyers left are alt-right influences and guys who say "actually, free speech" every 10 minutes. 

Good luck! Act fast!

SOMEONE's been leaving this on parked Teslas. Keep it up.

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

Subscribing To A Fic Isn’t Enough I Need The Author To Blast A Bat Signal Into The Night Sky Whenever
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