Aro-da-horni-but-confused - The Shit Show

hey gamers, let's prove benford's law

in love with a muggleborn or the cissamione time travel au where the time traveler accidentally falls in love with Narcissa Black but has to return to her own timeline and so, now back in the future, Hermione finally figures out why Narcissa (Malfoy) has been giving her so many heartbroken and wistful looks for the longest time. The first thing Hermione tells Narcissa after she returns from the past is, “I remember everything now.”

or, the notebook kiss but make it cissamione

I have died every day waiting for you Darling, don’t be afraid I have loved you for a thousand years I’ll love you for a thousand more

And all along I believed I would find you Time has brought your heart to me I have loved you for a thousand years I’ll love you for a thousand more

Every breath Every hour has come to this

One step closer

- A Thousand Years

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

Sure I don’t do much anyway

Reblog if you'll PUBLICLY answer anything in your ask right now.

Im game

HAPPY WIDE WITCH WEDNESDAY

hmmmm

Hunter S. Thompson wrote this a week after 9/11