(I was supposed to draw a comic on this topic, but you know, I'd rather get ahead of Matthew from this sketch than finish it)
I have a hedcanon that countries are immortal and they just need a little time to recover. And one day Alfred seriously wanted to use this to win the Darwin Prize (The most ridiculous death or the most ridiculous attempt to deprive himself of the possibility of fertilization. In short, to bring evolution to a dead end, because you're stupid. It suits him perfectly).
But he couldn't do it alone. Therefore, Matthew helped him, despite the fact that the Canadian constantly said that Alfred needed not a prize, but a psychotherapist. And according to all the laws of their family, Matthew, not Alfred, was killed in the process.
And this is the reason why America really took offense at him, because he really won the prize. The prize of Alfred (!) is only because an American was thrown into it with a chainsaw. It's not fair 😤. Therefore, Arthur and Francis had to calm America and treat Matthew, because these two idiots can't sit still and not injure each other for five minutes. By the way, Matthew threw away the prize.
It seems interesting to me that Roderich spent some time in a wheelchair. I have a hedcanon that he started walking again relatively recently, and because of this he has problems with walking.
"Stars" pt 2
Song: "Stars — Komsomolsk"
Счастливого Рождества! / Merry Christmas!
steal your brother’s clothes
One of Peter's main hobbies was football, it was even higher in importance than dirty tricks in the list of the boy's favorite activities. Only Peter's older brother, Arthur, was extremely against this hobby, because according to the custom of all important people, he was against any entertainment except boring conversations. Although the dirty ball on his new tablecloth and Peter's almost completely torn briefcase could also be the reason for his hatred. But Peter liked the theory that he was just a grumpy old man much more, after all, you must agree, a school briefcase is an excellent gate for playing in a vacant lot!
Me when my Peter (sealand) lore and Arthur
Me when tragic siblings:
She's a goddess, would you agree?
YES. God, I wrote a post in the likeness of this below, and I would like to develop this idea. In fact, maybe the reason why Arthur's brothers hate him is that their most ridiculous death happened because of him? that would be fun.
Do you think Hetalia characters talk about their most bizarre deaths like the those "weirdest ways hamsters have died" posts
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