Hauling My Spoils Home (several Pounds Of Meats And Cheeses)

A lil’ random bird person I doodled for fun during class. They’re no one in particular.

frankenstein’s so funny to me. imagine you have a kid in college and then just fucking abandon him at birth, you think you’re free of your problems, but then a few years later your three your old bastard son starts murdering your family members, tells you you’re a little bitch, threatens to kick your ass on a mountain, and also explains that he learned how to speak so eloquently by reading paradise lost. that’s victor’s life. that’s victor frankenstein’s whole fucking life. i love it so much.

me, reading my completely incoherent essay and deciding its ready to be submitted for 30% of my final grade

My hopes for Terraria's final-final-final update:

Fix the bug where unplugging a monitor crashes the game

Option to rebind dash to a dedicated key

the Creature: sometimes a family is a scientist and the creature that he made

victor frankenstein: sometimes a family isn’t

Bugsnak based on that super sad little Starbucks croissant

It’s their greatest invention as of yet

i stroll into the little saltwater store in the city. a border collie comes barreling over and begins nibbling my toes through my open heels. the dude behind the counter introduces himself and asks me if i have any tanks at home or if he needs to set one up for me. i tell him that i have 16 tanks and ask him if he has any personal ones before he can comment on that number. he proceeds to say “yeah, i have a 120 in my office. it has a clam in it.” i cautiously respond “oh, a clam?” and he whips out his phone which already has a livestream up on it. it’s centered on the biggest clam i’ve ever seen, just chillin’ in this tank and taking up half of the available floorspace in a 120 gallon. “that’s my baby,” he says, and points at the unholy bivalve in case i didn’t notice it on my own. there are now two border collies snorfling at my toes while i stare in awe at this dude’s gigantic fucking clam

it's giving princess celestia

2 AM and I’ve never drawn anything Minecraft-related before. What a wild ride. Goodnight everybody.