"will You Match My Freak" No. I'm Freakier Than You. This Is A Competition And I'm Winning

Two years. I thought you were dead. And you let me grieve.. How could you do that? How?!  Of course I forgive you.

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HENRY CAVILL as SHERLOCK HOLMES Enola Holmes 2 (2022) | dir. Harry Bradbeer

HENRY CAVILL as SHERLOCK HOLMES Enola Holmes 2 (2022) | dir. Harry Bradbeer

Sherlock’s cute legs (◡‿◡✿) (for @sherlock-and-john-getting-it-on)

Bonus:

Please SOMEBODY make it happen!!!!

it’s never too late!!!!!!! to text them back. to drink enough water today. to get into a skincare routine. to learn the piano or how to paint!! to learn winged eyeliner. to tell them how u feel. to start getting fitter. to get changed or brush your teeth or shower today. to read that book or watch that show everyone was talking about years ago. to turn an acquaintance into a friend. if u don’t start somewhere u won’t go anywhere at all.

Hoetips for a perfect fragrance

Perfume can definately add to your style and your pleasantness to be around, but it has to be done right or it can be a distraction from what really counts. Find your perfect fragrance and then read my special hoetip masterpost on how wear it in more seductive and attractive ways than you could imagine.

If you are typically attracted to… Floral- Strong: Gardenia / Jasmine / Ylangylang Soft: Rose / Lotus / Mimosa / Chamomile

Animalic- Rich: Musk / Ambroxan / Castoreum / Labdanum / Civet / Ambergris

Aquatic- Soft: Cascalone / Seaweed / Hints of tropical fruits

Green- Strong: Basil / Lavender / Fennel / Anise Soft: Mint / Grass / Greentea

Citrus- Sweet: Orange / Blood Orange / Lemon Verbena Pungent: Lemon / Lime / Grapefruit

Fruity- Sweet: Apple / Plum / Peach Pungent: Pineapple / Lychee / Berries

Edible- Liquer: Cognac / Whiskey / Coffee / Black tea Soft: Vanilla / Cocoa / Brown Sugar / Honey

Earthy- Strong: Vetiver / Pachouli / Labdanum / Amber Soft: Blonde Tobacco / Hay / Leather

Woody- Pungent: Agarwood(oud) / Pine / Sandalwood / Cedar / Amyris / Myrrh

Spicy- Fresh: Ginger / Cilantro / Pink Pepper Sweet: Cinnamon / Nutmeg / Clove

• Spray your hairbrush with perfume before you blow-dry to transfer the scent to your hair and make it smelling good all day long.

• To make your clothes smell like your perfume without having to spray each outfit, spray your perfume on pieces of tissue paper and line your drawers with them.

• When youre applying your perfume dont rub it in because that will be breaking down the molecules causing it to wear off faster.

• Before spraying your perfume, apply some vaseline to the areas where you wear your perfume. This should help the spray “stick” so you stay smelling beautiful the whole day.

• Apply perfume on you “pulse points” neck and neckline, wrists, inside your elbows and knees..ect

• The best time to apply perfume is right after you hop out of the shower. Spritz some on your skin after drying off and putting on your clothes, your skin will absorb the scent better. If you dont have enough time to hop in the shower, apply a small amount of unscented lotion before you spray. Perfume lasts longer on hydrated skin.

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“The sun will shine on us again, brother.”

I am 100% taking that as a fucking foreshadowed PROMISE we are getting the Asgardians back and Thor & Loki together again, dammit. 

How to make life less excruciatingly "meh"???

This is a great question, love!

Deep clean your room - I mean stripping the bed, sheets, comforter, pillows! Wash it all. Go through clothes, fold them like Marie Kondo says! Old trinkets and clutter that you don’t need, be harsh and get rid of what’s unnecessary, make room for new adventures. Sweeping and mopping the floors. Dusting surfaces. Move the furniture until it feels right, rearrange the shelves.

Delete old contacts - Do you really talk to all the contacts on your phone? Are they serving you well? Get rid of old ones, strangers, things that clutter. Likewise, think deeply about real-life relationships. Do they still serve you? If not all you have to do is walk away.

Go through your music library - Play all your songs and if you skip a song or seem bored of it delete it without hesitation. What if you miss it? You won’t notice it’s gone, and eventually, you may rediscover your love for it! Make playlists for moods, adventures, stories! Romanticize life!

Go through clothes - Dump everything on the floor, sort, fold, clean. What’s ripped and needs to be mended? What’s beyond repair? What do you love, what do you hate? Do you really wear it? If not bag it up and donate it to goodwill. This seriously helped me so much. Now everything in your wardrobe serves a purpose. Also, explore new styles, colors, everything! Have fun with it!

Journal/Do a brain dump - Write about everything. Write until there’s no more to say. Clear your head, let go of things you can’t solve. Read through it a week or two later, what do you notice? Were you stressed about a specific type of thing? Was there a way you phrased things? A common thread?

Don’t run away from your problems - A big stressor we often push to the back is work, school, or responsibility. If you’re stuck in a procrastination loop make a list of every unfinished task you can think of and do a speed run. Green = What can you do now? Yellow = What can you do soon/with help? Red = What do you need to wait on/handoff to someone else.

Freshen up your nutrition - I do not mean diet. Screw that, learn how to cook foods that are good for you, check to see what vitamins you need and find vegetables/fruits with them. Are you tired a lot? Iron. Nails weak? Calcium. Unusually melancholy? Vitamin D. Don’t settle for discomfort. Learn what foods you love! Explore!

Reassess your goals/habits - This part can suck. Sometimes we have goals w hold onto we just can’t let go of. But is that what you still want or are you telling yourself you should want it? Make new goals, start small, work up to big ones.

Explore! - Wherever you live I guarantee there is something really neat nearby if you look closer! Go to museums, galleries, parks, forests, restaurants, cafes. Learn about everything. Explore intellectually, listen to TED talks, classical music and literature, join a book club. Explore creatively, find what makes you burn with passion and excitement. Learn a new skill by investing an hour a day