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Starterkit for Christian witches

A lace Veil

A novena card

Bible

Candle

Religious statue

Rosary

Remember that witchcraft doesnt have to be expensive. Feel free to customize this however you want :)

ladies and chroniclly ill besties. "please put in my chart/document that you are denying me care" should be ur favourite phrase when dealing with doctors

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Okay but what if our ancestors lied to us, like come on, how bad can garlic be? I will conduct an experiment brb I'll keep you guys updated

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Devotional Acts - Archangel Michael

As requested by anon, I will be starting a series for Angelic Devotional Acts--actions you can complete as offerings for the archangels, instead of offering material items.

Archangel Michael is the Prince of Heaven and Angel of Protection. He repels negative energy, turns fear into courage, and helps with cutting negative ties.

⚔️ Cast protection spells on yourself and your loved ones

⚔️ Wish people safe travels so they remain protected

⚔️ Making sure windows and doors are locked before you leave

⚔️ Keep your pets protected in their home

⚔️ Learn protective symbols you can use

⚔️ Also learn different protection spells

⚔️ Cut off toxic people, if you can safely

⚔️ Pray a novena to St Michael

⚔️ Learn shadow work to transform your negativity

⚔️ Learn how to do cord cutting rituals

⚔️ Research the lore behind Archangel Michael and his stories

⚔️ Use protective herbs in your cooking

⚔️ Lift up your friends when they're afraid

⚔️ When you're scared, ask Michael for courage

⚔️ Light a candle for Michael, a protective flame

⚔️ Pray to Michael and thank him for protection

⚔️ Meditate to Michael and imagine a protective energy around you

⚔️ Buy a St Michael charm and use it as a protection charm

⚔️ Listen to loud, empowering music

⚔️ Taking the lead in situations

⚔️ Acting with confidence in times of need

⚔️ Help animals in need out

Do you guys have anymore ideas? Feel free to share!

Which archangel should I do next?

2024:

1. GET EVEN WEIRDER!!!!!!

2. GAY AND TRANSGENDER SEX

3. DO WHATEVER YUOU WANT FOREVER

4. STOP OVERTHINKING IT

5. YOU DO NOT NEED TO DO ANYTHING TO BE LOVED

6. FIND MEANING IN EVERYTHING

Glamour Witch Tips♡

• use your face wash to cleanse away the negative energy from your day

• say or think healing affirmations while applying your moisturizer

• primer can be used to make good things "stick" to you

• use the application of your foundation to set the intentions for your day and what you hope to accomplish

• use concealer to draw sigils or mask anything you wish to hide

• incorporate color magick with your eyeshadow and lipstick

• enchant your lipstick and lipglosses to make your words have impact

• apply your mascara or eyeliner with the intention of seeing through the bullshit

• braid your hair with whatever intention you see fit (knot magic!)

witchy protection tips🔮

•stir drinks clockwise to attract blessings☕️

•always wear something made out of silver🪙

•the color black protects, you can dress with an intention🖤

•use makeup - draw a heart with concealer to attract love, a pentagram for protection, blend it out🏹

•use spices with intetions - salt obv for protection, pepper for boosting, sugar/sweetener/cinnamonn for love🫚

•cross your fingers whenever you feel danger - like when a beggar asks for money and you cant give him any♟️

•green attracts money, reds and pinks attract love, white attracts purity- positive energy cleanser color🫖

•when taking a shower/bath think about all the negativity energy going down the drain and focus on cleansing yourself🛁

•use salt or water mixed with salt when youre cleaning your space- it's supposed to protect you, focus on any entrances and windows🚪🗝️

•when using perfumes think about the smell repelling negativity or attracting love🧸

•you can literally cleanse your space by vaping with an intention(i love being lazy)🌬️

•always have something sharp with you, like a safety pin so you can 'cut off' others energy instead of soaking it in🗡️

•whenever you can feel the sun on your skin think about its power entering your body- like a charger🌞

•if you take something like a flower or anything from mother nature always give something back- an almond, a coin, whatever🌲

•dont throw out bad veggies/fruits, find a park/forest and give them back🍇

•cover mirrors if they're facing you when you sleep, never put two mirrors opposite of each other unless you wanna create more chaos or do a spell🪞

•you can wear headscarves to generally protect yourself🧣

•when you're drinking alcohol outside you can pour out a bit on the grass and ask an entity of choice - dionysus, mother nature or anyone really for their blessings🍷

i live in a small rural town. i've learned how to accept that my neighbors are liars.