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You're cis????? I thought you were like... Jewish

i’m. What

I love seeing the old '60s versions of daleks

Stupid guys

They forgot their wheels

Woah

They look so fucking cool!!

Where are these silly guys from?

alex hirsch being the #1 billford shipper

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[ID: Digital illustration of a nude trans masculine person, cropped from thigh to shoulder. They are leaning back, holding a small dagger pointing between their legs. They have red top surgery scars, and a hairy chest and stomach. Two pale silhouettes of hands reach around the figure, as if stroking their belly and thigh. The figures are surrounded by a border of leaves and red flowers, with a star in the center overhead. There is an 8 pointed star covering the figures groin. The piece is done in a minimal color palette of black, red, and warm beiges and yellows. /. End ID]

(During a trip to the Demon Realm, Sasha and Hunter stumble into a cursed forest where they run into a group of reanimated skeletons with swords)

Sasha: (fighting off a skeleton with her swords) Hey, don't get me wrong - I'm having a great time right now - but what's the deal with these skeletons?

Hunter: (fighting off a skeleton with his staff) What do you mean?

Sasha: What exactly is holding them together?

Hunter: Uhh... their bones, I guess?

Sasha: That makes no sense! Bones are held together with ligaments and tendons. But all I see are bones.

Hunter: I guess I don't understand what you're asking.

Sasha: (disarms one skeleton, grabs it by the arm, and shows it to Hunter) Okay, look; this is the radius, this is the ulna, this is the humerus. Now, if I take my sword and cut this skeleton's arm between its humerus and radius like so... (cuts the arm in half) ... what am I actually cutting?

Skeleton: Okay, first of all; rude. Second; if you're that curious, we were reanimated by a cursed witch and we're held together by a magic field. He gave us pamphlets saying that we're now contractually obligated to guard this cursed forest.

Sasha: (crosses her arms) And you read this pamphlet with no eyes?

Skeleton: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You just blew my mind. (GASP!) I DON'T HAVE A MIND!

The two manage to convince the skeletons to unionize against the witch who raised them. He didn’t go quietly and the skeletons started a new village in the woods, tending to a new Palistrom grove

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Despite what tumblr says, if you're transmasc, you should NOT watch re-animator. I don't know a single trans guy who watched it and is normal about it. I have a re-animator shrine in my room

For whom wants to know, this is every day life in Pantanal