Archeestic - Archeestic

(During a trip to the Demon Realm, Sasha and Hunter stumble into a cursed forest where they run into a group of reanimated skeletons with swords)

Sasha: (fighting off a skeleton with her swords) Hey, don't get me wrong - I'm having a great time right now - but what's the deal with these skeletons?

Hunter: (fighting off a skeleton with his staff) What do you mean?

Sasha: What exactly is holding them together?

Hunter: Uhh... their bones, I guess?

Sasha: That makes no sense! Bones are held together with ligaments and tendons. But all I see are bones.

Hunter: I guess I don't understand what you're asking.

Sasha: (disarms one skeleton, grabs it by the arm, and shows it to Hunter) Okay, look; this is the radius, this is the ulna, this is the humerus. Now, if I take my sword and cut this skeleton's arm between its humerus and radius like so... (cuts the arm in half) ... what am I actually cutting?

Skeleton: Okay, first of all; rude. Second; if you're that curious, we were reanimated by a cursed witch and we're held together by a magic field. He gave us pamphlets saying that we're now contractually obligated to guard this cursed forest.

Sasha: (crosses her arms) And you read this pamphlet with no eyes?

Skeleton: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You just blew my mind. (GASP!) I DON'T HAVE A MIND!

The two manage to convince the skeletons to unionize against the witch who raised them. He didn’t go quietly and the skeletons started a new village in the woods, tending to a new Palistrom grove

I think she’d respect his methodology

Middle aged men and their yellow, incorporeal besties/boyfriends/tormentors

a hero in his own way 🫡

i literally want to stay home and draw all day. life soooo hard

I had one with glitter in my bday last year

Me: I draw Austria or the Music Master using this?

Blue Beetle: positive

Ye, it was about 2 months to finally do this ._.

Still training to have a simpler digital style, but not too tosco. I tried to make a video for YouTube with the speedpaint, and I don't know what was these, but I published._.👍

Hetalia fanart from that meme in which America runs away from other countries while an extremely gay pop song plays

Despite what tumblr says, if you're transmasc, you should NOT watch re-animator. I don't know a single trans guy who watched it and is normal about it. I have a re-animator shrine in my room

you're the worst scene but it's relativity falls au