This Will Never Not Be Funny To Me.

Damian, six years old: but WHY can’t i have a pet?!

Talia, tired:

Damian: i promise i’ll take care of it real good!

Talia: i said no seven hours ago

Damian: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE-

Talia: for gods sake

~later~

Damian:

Talia: this is your new pet brother. now stop whining.

Jason:

Damian:

Jason: when you said ‘take care of my kid’ i thought you meant babysitting for an hour or two-

Talia: it was you or a husky, now shut up. you’re his brother now.

Damian, to Jason: how often should i walk you?

Jason: i should never have climbed back out of the lazarus pit.

I TOOK SO MANY TIME TO DO IT!!!

(Guess the adm! :3)

It still have somethings to do, but I'm tired, sick, with pain… Accept this shit 👍

this post hasn't left my mind since i've first saw it

"First they came for the communists,

And I did not speak out—because I was not a communist.

Then they came for the trade unionists,

And I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist.

Then they came for the Jews,

And I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me—

And there was no one left to speak for me"

AND AND IT HAS 10K+ WORDS AND IS STILL BEING UPDATED?!?

Is this anything?

Well, I have a boyfriend now I don't know how. I did this for him in the middle of the night, cause this, it's kinda awful, but he liked and that's what matter!

The Titan getting corrupted by Belos even after They're dead because of Belos using their Body (land) is so funny like this isn't even a metaphor toward the end. Belos being a televangelist/colonizer using religion to justify murder is so fucking funny they really said using God against people kills God.