If We Stick To The Timeline That The Miskatonic Massacre Occurred Around October 23rd Or 26th 1985,

Today I met happiness

You cannot convince me this isn’t what happened.

Local scientist enters the Olympics without any equipment nor protections

Gets a silver medal

Refuses to elaborate further

Leaves

I know what you're all definitely thinking. What if everyone from Gravity Falls was a chair. Well, I was bored enough at 3am to think about that too

Having to wait a long time while in short-term waiting is so exhausting. I have trouble not getting angry at people who unintentionally put me in that state.

i know how to identify all of the barksies now.

this poem is about being nonbinary.

Not enough people draw Bill in his "seduction outfit"