Who Can Relate

Today I met happiness

Damian, six years old: but WHY can’t i have a pet?!

Talia, tired:

Damian: i promise i’ll take care of it real good!

Talia: i said no seven hours ago

Damian: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE-

Talia: for gods sake

~later~

Damian:

Talia: this is your new pet brother. now stop whining.

Jason:

Damian:

Jason: when you said ‘take care of my kid’ i thought you meant babysitting for an hour or two-

Talia: it was you or a husky, now shut up. you’re his brother now.

Damian, to Jason: how often should i walk you?

Jason: i should never have climbed back out of the lazarus pit.

will wood, neil cicierega, and oingo boingo after being added to yet another herbert west playlist

Not enough people draw Bill in his "seduction outfit"

cheers to my housemates for drawing the gems for me for this comic 

Middle aged men and their yellow, incorporeal besties/boyfriends/tormentors