Bro Gay Ppl Cannot Break Up Normally

"Maybe" 😠

you were a full time job I thought I'd never miss

Dumb thing that would not leave my brain

Those who live in glass houses something something

Mel Merdada, they could never make me hate you just because of some perceived notion that you're only an "obstacle" in the way of their M/M ship, an idea [the perception, not the ship] in which is molded by unchecked beliefs of misogyny (and misogynoir in certain cases) that female characters often face when it comes to fans M/M ships, even though you're more than that and certain fans can't handle that.

Sidenote: there's a way that you can enjoy JayVik without erasing or dismissing Mel's importance in Jay's life or demonizing her like it's possible, just look at me (my page) as a case in point.

Jayce and Vi not getting anything right when they're working together while Mel and Cait are the duo that gets everything done being basically canon takes me out lmao. Those two locked the fuck when they were teaming up.

no lube, no protection, all night, all day from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic—

Girl up and jumped him because he brought food😭😭

"I LIKE IT WHEN THE BITE MARKS CUT THROUGH THE SKIN" -WELCOME TO NOXUS SEASON START CINEMATIC